men dislike skinny jeans because they ‘want something left to their imaginations’
women retreat into the earth to form a shining utopian society, never to be seen again
men wander the surface alone, left only with their imaginations
when people defend pop stars who lipsync with “but they’re dancing! it’s impossible to dance like that and sound good!”
i’m just like
have you ever seen a musical before? no lipsynching going on there and the actors are dancing for their lives while doing like 6 part harmonies and being near pitch perfect
you either have the talent to sing live or you don’t. end of story.